Okay I know I am late on this.. but the New Year is here and I would like to get some things off my chest that just annoyed the hell out of me over the past year. Then we'll just move on for the New Year.
First off, yes I am single. Yes I visit various so called hook up sites on the internet. Who hasn't!? Now let's get this random rant started.
2008 and people still don't have photos of themselves online. Why? First let's question why the hell you are online anyway. Let's not forget here, we are talking about picture-less profiles that are looking for so called friends , relationships and sex. You want dick, you want a piece of ass? Buy a digital camera you fucking dinosaur!
Your dog or cat does not need to be up on the fucking bed when we are trying to get busy.
Oh oh oh you're on the down low and discreet? First off, you should all learn how to fucking spell it! Second, grow the fuck up. As much as you think someone does not know you are sucking dick. You are wrong. Besides, I think your so called straight counter parts have better things to do than wander around the internet looking to see if Fred in Accounting is out cruising the gay sites looking to wear stockings and get his ass plowed by a group of hung studs.
Guys in their 30's and 40's who still sport the Abercrombie & Fitch attire, Stop it. It's over with, done, let go!
Put your fucking cellphone down and use your turn signal you bitch!
All you younger guys need to start using condoms! It has totally gotten out of hand now. Porn is just riddled with these bareback twink videos now. These are not examples you should be aspiring to. Never, NEVER take any ones word that they are Negative. It is way to easy for someone to say, yeah I'm negative. Most don't even know, most don't even take the responsibility to even find out. They feel that they have been totally safe. No WAY could I be positive. An excuse of fear.
Radio stations who claim they are the station of the 80's and 90's. Sorry but there is enough music from the 80's and 90's combined that I should not have to hear the same damn songs over and over again, week after week.
U-scans at the grocery store. IF you don't know what you are doing. Please, please use the regular check out lanes. If you have a whole cart full of shit, you need to use the regular check out lane. The cashier can scan your months worth of fucking groceries faster than you can. Some of us don't have time to stand behind your ass cause you ended up getting produce that you can't figure out how to scan.
Wal-mart you have what, 20-30 checkout lanes, but you insist on having just 4 fucking lanes open! Why? I just don't understand.
You're writing a check!? You've got to be kidding me. Really, you are writing a check? What year is it anyway, hello!? To the best of my knowledge and I could be wrong but don't checking accounts come with check cards/debit cards now. Bitch, why are you writing a check?
A yield sign, means yield right of way. Meaning you slow down and yield to oncoming traffic. Not race off the exit ramp and expect us to slow down for your ass. By the way, green means GO damn it. If you aren't keeping up with traffic move over in the slow lane and get the hell out of the way for those of us who understand there is only so much time in a day to get things done.
Sitting and blocking traffic cause you want to sit and wait for the car in front of you to pull out so you can get a closer parking place is just plain stupid. One you are holding up traffic flow, second you could have already been inside the store if you weren't affraid to walk your lazy ass from the back lot. When you probably going in to buy organic and diet low fat shit anyway.
I'm sure there is more to add to this...sitting here trying to think of everything just takes to long. I have tried my damnedest not to post ranting post's. Basically, because ever since I moved to Louisville all I can do is complain. No one likes to hear someone complain all the time. Bitch and moan, bitch and moan. Yes, I like cheese with my Whine!!
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